The Elephant and the Mouse ..........

A mouse and an elephant was taking a stroll
When the elephant slipped and fell into a hole
The mouse told the elephant he’d be right back
Then went to get his new Cadillac
He pulled the elephant out of the pit
And everything was back legit
The very next day the two were back on a strut
But this time it was the mouse that got in a rut
The elephant was wise and pulled out his dick
It was long enough for the mouse to climb out quick
The moral of this story is today’s ‘fun fact’
“If you have a big dick, you don’t need a Cadillac!”